These songs,
known as lace tells, improved concentration and were often linked to counting the
number of pins worked in a lace pattern in a specific period of time. One
Bedfordshire counting tell goes as follows:
Needle pin,
needle pin, stitch upon stitch,
Work the old
lady out of the ditch,
If she is not
out as soon as I,
A rap on the
knuckles shall come by and by,
A horse to
carry my lady about –
Must not look
off till 20 are out.
The children
then worked 20 pins and if any of them spoke or looked away from their pillow
before they had completed 20 pins the others would call out:
Hang her up for half an hour,
Cut her down like a flower.
The girl
referred to would then place another pin and reply:
I won’t be
hung for half an hour,
I won’t be
cut down like a flower.
Other lace
tells were related to local people and events. Many local lacemakers were
unhappy with the treatment they received from the Buckingham lace buyer Mr E
Godfroy who often paid them in tokens, which could only be used to buy food in
certain shops, rather than money that could be spent anywhere. In revenge they
sang this lace tell about him:
Nineteen
miles to Charing Cross,
To see a
Black Man ride on a white horse.
The rogue was
so saucy he wouldn’t come down,
To show me
the road to the nearest town.
I picked up a
turmut and cracked his old crown
And made him
cry ‘turmuts’ all over town.
Godfroy was
known as the Black Man because he was the first lace buyer to get the
lacemakers using black silk thread to make lace. Obviously many lacemakers
would have liked to pick up a turnip (a solid root vegetable known locally as a
turmut) and hit him over the head with it to ‘crack his old crown’. These are
just two examples of lace tells collected by Thomas Wright in his history of lacemaking,
based on his research at the beginning of the twentieth century. Others deal
with a variety of subjects including romance, death, gruesome murders and each
other’s appearance, which must have made for a lively school day.






















